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</td></tr></table></div></td></tr></table></div></div></div></div></div></div>	<div align=center style="padding-bottom:10px;" id="ItemTitle"><b><big>Tall Tales</big></b></div><div align=left class="shadowBox" style="padding-bottom:20px;overflow:auto;"><span name="myContent" ><table border = 0 width = "100%" cellspacing = 1 cellpadding =0 ><tr><td align = left class="norm" style=""><font class="size5" style=""><b>B</b></font><font class="size3" style="">efore you brag &#39;bout your latest conquest,</font><br />
<font class="size5" style=""><b>U</b></font><font class="size3" style="">nderstand that you&#39;re not always the best.</font><br />
<font class="size5" style=""><b>L</b></font><font class="size3" style="">isten to what you are going to say,</font><br />
<font class="size5" style=""><b>L</b></font><font class="size3" style="">et your humility stand in the way.</font><br />
<font class="size5" style=""><b>S</b></font><font class="size3" style="">ay what you want to, but keep it subdued.</font><br />
<font class="size5" style=""><b>H</b></font><font class="size3" style="">eaven will not see the totally rude.</font><br />
<font class="size5" style=""><b>I</b></font><font class="size3" style="">f you persist without having a clue,</font><br />
<font class="size5" style=""><b>T</b></font><font class="size3" style="">his poem spells out my response to you.</font><br />
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