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About Tehuti
I am an amateur writer of novels, serials, and novellas. Most of my work is in the genres of fantasy, mythology, drama, occult, GLBT, and erotica.
As I'm not seeking publication, I offer my work online for free reading. I'm not seeking stylistic critique so much as feedback from people who just like reading what I write. I love hearing what people think of my characters, plots, themes, etc., so if you have any comments or advice on those, feel free to share. I'm not hugely popular and often go many months without hearing from readers so I enjoy all the comments I get!
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Untitled Tentative Blog-Type Thing Entry #695223, added on 05-04-10 @ 9:07 pm EDT
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Conversation between my mother and me last night:
Ma: (showing me a gemstone pendant) I need some advice on what to do with this. I have no idea why I bought it. It's so ugly. It looks like vomit! What was I thinking when I bought it?
Me: (taking the pendant, ready to defend its beauty since I can often see the beauty in even the ugliest things) (taking a serious look at it) Oh my God.
Ma: I know, right?
Me: I was going to defend it, but... (long pause) It looks like ham with pickles!
Ma: (laughing)
Me: (grimacing) It looks like Spam with pickles. It...ew, it looks like Spam with boogers on it!! (both of us laughing and gagging) Why did you have to give this to me after I just ate??
Ma: (trying to breathe) What should I do with it?
Me: Put it in a dark room where nobody can see it!
Ma: I can't even remember why I bought it. (taking it back) I think I'm going to puke.
Me: That couldn't possibly make it any worse. (making waving gestures) Put it away somewhere and forget about it!
Ma: I can't! I have to bead it and give it away to somebody!!
Me: Then bead around it completely. Cover it. The whole thing. Completely.
Ma: (laughing) (long pause) Yeah.
Me: Completely.
Seriously, this gemstone looks like pink regurgitated Spam, or the inside of the human stomach or something, with little yellowy-green blotches that look like boogers or mold or...moldy boogers or booger-mold. It must be some sort of Boogerspam Agate or something. Ew ew vomit. 
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