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Complex Numbers
Complex Numbers
A complex number is expressed in the standard form a + bi, where a and b are real numbers and i is defined by i^2 = -1 (that is, i is the square root of -1). For example, 3 + 2i is a complex number.
The bi term is often referred to as an imaginary number (though this may be misleading, as it is no more "imaginary" than the symbolic abstractions we know as the "real" numbers). Thus, every complex number has a real part, a, and an imaginary part, bi.
Complex numbers are often represented on a graph known as the "complex plane," where the horizontal axis represents the infinity of real numbers, and the vertical axis represents the infinity of imaginary numbers. Thus, each complex number has a unique representation on the complex plane: some closer to real; others, more imaginary. If a = b, the number is equal parts real and imaginary.
Very simple transformations applied to numbers in the complex plane can lead to fractal structures of enormous intricacy and astonishing beauty.
November 20, 2007 at 9:52pm November 20, 2007 at 9:52pm
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Okay, remember how my last entry was all about hating everything for the next month or so?
I might have to cancel that this year.
Why, you ask? When you were SO looking forward to another 31 days of grumpy bitching, pissing and moaning?
It's simple.
Bruce Springsteen extended his tour dates into 2008.
That's not all.
On the evening of April 30, 2008, the band will perform in my town!
I'm calm. I'm calm.
Now all I have to do is get tickets... I managed before; I can do it again. They haven't announced the sale date yet.
Hallelujah! Praise be, brothers and sisters! Testify, my friends! The Light is upon me!
The only thing that could possibly make this better would be backstage passes. I'm sure the local stations will be running promos. I'll be doing a lot of radio listening over the next few months.
Amen! |
November 20, 2007 at 12:27pm November 20, 2007 at 12:27pm
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I've been getting some flack lately for some of the things I've said. They've been insensitive, callous - even offensive. My wife took me to task for being bitter and cynical. I told her that it's only going to get worse as the "holidays" approach, especially if I'm lured out of my cage to go to stores. Why, just yesterday, the red and green decorations at the grocery store made me contemplate reindeericide.
All the fake cheer, all the ringing bells, all the extra traffic, all the long lines, all the sappy, crappy Santas and bright penguins and laser-nosed reindeer - all this conspire to overshadow even my arch-nemesis Hello Kitty as the bane of my existence for one month out of the year.
So yeah, it makes me cranky, and when I get cranky, I rag on things. I don't set out to offend, but it happens. If it helps - and it probably doesn't - everything's fair game when I get on one of my holiday jags. If you don't like it, I suggest skipping this blog until after the solstice, at which point I usually start to feel better.
But just to show that I'm an equal opportunity offender, I present these gems, collected from the Internet. Of course, I don't find these funny at all; in fact, they offend me terribly. *snicker*
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practicing to be men.
Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. Or, Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Now, back to my regularly scheduled grumbling. |
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