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Complex Numbers
Complex Numbers
A complex number is expressed in the standard form a + bi, where a and b are real numbers and i is defined by i^2 = -1 (that is, i is the square root of -1). For example, 3 + 2i is a complex number.
The bi term is often referred to as an imaginary number (though this may be misleading, as it is no more "imaginary" than the symbolic abstractions we know as the "real" numbers). Thus, every complex number has a real part, a, and an imaginary part, bi.
Complex numbers are often represented on a graph known as the "complex plane," where the horizontal axis represents the infinity of real numbers, and the vertical axis represents the infinity of imaginary numbers. Thus, each complex number has a unique representation on the complex plane: some closer to real; others, more imaginary. If a = b, the number is equal parts real and imaginary.
Very simple transformations applied to numbers in the complex plane can lead to fractal structures of enormous intricacy and astonishing beauty.
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15. I believe that while money doesn't buy happiness, it also doesn't buy misery.
If you believe that money is somehow bad or wrong, and you're positive that having it will somehow make you miserable, please... feel free to give it to me. I'll take my chances. I take PayPal. I don't take credit cards (except via PayPal) because I'd have to pay a fee to do so, and that would mean spending money.
It's not that I want fancy cars or a yacht or an airplane; I really don't. The upkeep would be a pain in the ass, though I suppose if I were that wealthy, I could hire people to do the maintenance for me. Give me some of that economic stimulus, and I'll create some jobs (and if you're a young, attractive female with a background in car, yacht and/or airplane maintenance, email me)
No, I just want the money. See, with enough money, work becomes optional. In normal times (ignoring this current post-crash pessimism), a conservative investment of any amount of money will net you about 5% interest per year. So let's say you "need" $80,000 a year to survive, and assume an average inflation rate of 2.5% per year, which is what it was before Wall Street's little game of hot potato ended with Bank of America and its ilk holding a big armful of red-hot spuds - given that, you'd need to live off 2.5% a year, letting the principal grow by 2.5% to keep up with inflation. Well, $80k / 0.025 = 3,200,000.
So that's what I want. $3.2 million. And then I won't have to work. And THEN I'll be happy. So, see, money doesn't BUY happiness, but it sure as fuck RENTS it - in perpetuity.
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