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Complex Numbers
Complex Numbers
A complex number is expressed in the standard form a + bi, where a and b are real numbers and i is defined by i^2 = -1 (that is, i is the square root of -1). For example, 3 + 2i is a complex number.
The bi term is often referred to as an imaginary number (though this may be misleading, as it is no more "imaginary" than the symbolic abstractions we know as the "real" numbers). Thus, every complex number has a real part, a, and an imaginary part, bi.
Complex numbers are often represented on a graph known as the "complex plane," where the horizontal axis represents the infinity of real numbers, and the vertical axis represents the infinity of imaginary numbers. Thus, each complex number has a unique representation on the complex plane: some closer to real; others, more imaginary. If a = b, the number is equal parts real and imaginary.
Very simple transformations applied to numbers in the complex plane can lead to fractal structures of enormous intricacy and astonishing beauty.
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As an employer and one who would never waste time on the Internet while he's supposed to be working, I probably shouldn't be sharing
10 Completely Time-Wasting Websites That Will Enrage Your Boss
Tired of working in the same old rut? Need a new job, or just want to get fired? The following ten websites are assured to enrage your boss if he or she catches you surfing said sites. Enrage and possibly terminate your employment, actually.
http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Work/Ten-Completely-Time-Wasting-Websites-That...
I'm proud to note that one of my previous posts, the Toilet Paper Unrolling page, has made that list. And allow me to suggest other bubblewrap sites:
http://www.snapbubbles.com/
http://www.virtualbubblewrap.com/
And here's one that's in the form of a game (making it a bit less pointless), and it's put out by the manufacturers of real, live, meatworld bubblewrap:
http://www.sealedair.com/products/protective/bubble/funstuff/game/default.htm
Now, this makes sense: put out a game that encourages people to pop bubblewrap. That way, people will get the real bubblewrap and pop it and then, when they need bubblewrap, what will they have to do?
Buy more bubblewrap, of course.
Genius. Sheer, unadulterated, marketing genius. My people have a technical term for that: chutzpah.
This, though, is the best bubblewrap site ever - because you don't have to even click the mouse, just kind of run it around on the bubbles. No scoring, either. And it regenerates, making it the second - or maybe the third - most pointless waste of time since voting against Mugabe.
http://www.stupidstuff.org/main/bubblewrap.htm
Regular readers may wonder why I haven't said anything about George Carlin's untimely, terrible, tragic, and totally serious death here. Well, there's been three reasons for that:
1) Everyone else has, and I hate being part of a crowd, which is why I have a blog;
2) I've heard the media is playing it to death (so to speak), though I don't actually have any firsthand evidence of this because I don't have cable; and
3) I'm thinking about dedicating the next issue of the Comedy newsletter to him.
So, what do y'all think? Should I join the rest of the world in paying tribute to the Master in the next Comedy newsletter, or should I just talk about, oh, I don't know, boobies, or bubblewrap?
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