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Complex Numbers
Complex Numbers
A complex number is expressed in the standard form a + bi, where a and b are real numbers and i is defined by i^2 = -1 (that is, i is the square root of -1). For example, 3 + 2i is a complex number.
The bi term is often referred to as an imaginary number (though this may be misleading, as it is no more "imaginary" than the symbolic abstractions we know as the "real" numbers). Thus, every complex number has a real part, a, and an imaginary part, bi.
Complex numbers are often represented on a graph known as the "complex plane," where the horizontal axis represents the infinity of real numbers, and the vertical axis represents the infinity of imaginary numbers. Thus, each complex number has a unique representation on the complex plane: some closer to real; others, more imaginary. If a = b, the number is equal parts real and imaginary.
Very simple transformations applied to numbers in the complex plane can lead to fractal structures of enormous intricacy and astonishing beauty.
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Okay, I was so caught up in the whirlpool of potential suck that was the last entry that I forgot the most important part.
Go back and read my last entry and the attached link if you have not done so already.
Ready?
Okay.
A guy I know has this theory. The theory is that Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and a select few other "celebrities" are actually government agents.
That's right - they're agents of the federal government, and their job?
Official Distractions.
Yep. They're Official Distractions so that whenever the government is trying to keep our minds off something, like say a particularly nasty blunder like, oh, the war in Iraq or Bush's commuting of Libby's sentence , they tell one of them to go do something outrageously stupid, immoral, indecent, or just plain rude. The press is on them like flies, and meanwhile no one notices that we're about to, say, nuke Iran or invade Canada.
Yep.
Official Distractions. That's the best any of us can come up with. I mean, no one can be that idiotic all on their own...
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Please, please, for the love of everything that is holy and pure in this world, let this be a hoax:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1501119/story.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=104486...
Because if it is not a hoax, then there is not only no God, but no justice or mercy in this poor world.
Lindsay Lohan has been tipped to play Paris Hilton in a movie of her life.
And as if that weren't bad enough,
...with Britney Spears singing the soundtrack.
Scientists at Fermilab should pay attention - there will be so much suck there that it might just recreate the conditions at the Big Bang, rendering unnecessary any further experiments into superconducting supercolliders.
At the very least, the high concentration of suck would implode, causing a time warp that would send itself back into time, ending the Permian era and beginning the triASSic.
Church attendance would decline as people realized, en masse, that there is no God.
It is the Triple Crown of suck.
Please, please tell me this is false, because if it is not there is only one good thing that can come of this: no matter how bad any other movie, book, play, painting, or whatever is, we can all say with one voice, "At least it doesn't suck as bad as that Paris Hilton movie." |
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