Advising people to include their name and birthdate for passwords to make them memorable.
Recommending boiled mint leaves and a high-fiber diet to treat appendicitis.
Reporting that gasoline can be used in cooking, the only caveat being that it's flammable.
Adding non-toxic glue to pizza sauce to help the cheese layer not slide off the pizza.
Chewing tobacco and smoking cigarettes can improve performance in sports.
When asked which U.S. Presidents attended the University of Wisconsin, it listed several presidents who never attended the school, and in some cases cited graduation dates that occurred after their deaths.

Work and entertaining spaces that are separate from the sleeping spaces. I've been and lived in too many homes where it's a pain to do anything after the kids' bedtime because their rooms are directly above the dining room where you're having a dinner party, or where the living room is sharing a wall with a bedroom so you can't play the TV too loud after someone goes to sleep. I would love to have one of those houses where there's a basement or detached room for entertaining (or even on the other side of the house from the bedrooms) where you can be loud after hours and not disturb anyone who chooses to go to bed early.

Extensive organized storage areas. I refuse to pay for an offsite storage unit, so I need everything I own to fit in my house. And while we certainly do our best to try and keep things pared down to a reasonable amount, I've only ever lived places where every closet is packed full because it's holding the winter coats and the suitcases and the board games and the vacuum cleaner. I'd love to have enough space to have a game closet, a cleaning closet, a storage room in the garage for occasionally-used items like the suitcases, etc.

Creative places for personal effects. I get really tired of hanging pictures on flat walls. As someone who likes some personalization but not too much clutter, I'd love a variety of spaces that can be accented with things that make a house feel like a home. Some built-ins, shelves, nooks, etc. where I can put the souvenir I bought on that one vacation, or the treasured gift I got that one year at work.

Plenty of parking. Granted, I live in a very urban area, but I've lived sooo many places where parking is impossible to find. The kind where you can't invite anyone over after 5pm because they'll spent an hour hunting for a parking spot and end up parking six blocks away, or where you can't park a car outside, or have to move it for street sweeping. My dream would be either ample street parking, or a long driveway that can accommodate several cars so that when we host, people can park right at the place they're supposed to be.

Natural light and a view. Last but certainly not least, a big part of a "cozy" vibe for me includes natural light and some kind of a view to enjoy from inside the house. Living in a city, I've had my fill of tiny windows on one side of the residence only which mean you have to have your lights on all the time. And of windows that look out on an exterior wall of another building, or worse, into someone else's apartment. I'd love a little bit of space, and to work some elements of the natural world into the ambience of the home.