"What is that thing?"

"It's my pet dragon, why?"

"That's a dragon? It looks more like someone tried to create a demon and sneezed in the middle of the spell."

"Well, for the record, I didn't sneeze. I coughed."

"You coughed. You tried to make a demon and coughed."

"No I was trying to summon a dragon and I coughed."

"So the demon is a dragon?"

"No, the dragon is a dragon."

"I am not sure where you got the idea it was a demon."

"It has horns!"

"So it does. Can't dragons have horns?"

"No you twit, Dragons do not have horns they have wings."

"Well this has both."

"So it's a demon."

"No it's a dragon."

"It can't be a dragon it has horns and is that teeth up and down it's legs?"

"No it's tiny horns."

"Really? And you call that a dragon?"

"Yes, Yes I do. If your not careful I will have him roast you and eat you for lunch."

"Why because I am crunchy and taste good with katchup?"

"No, because you are an annoying older brother who thinks he knows everything."

"Fine, do it. Prove he is a dragon and have him flame me."

"No."

"Because he isn't a dragon."

"Because..."

*muted crunching noises*

"Humans shouldn't argue. Now they will never know what I am. Either way, they were tasty."