A land-loced dreamt of the sea,
Oh what a life that would be!
with
Playing with dolphins
And talking to s.

One stormy day, the story goes,
A hit the 's nose.
cracked and thunder roared;
Our found himself on rocky shore.

A out at sea,
At last! A pirate I will be!

Splash he went into the water
his destiny,
in flank caused him falter,
pulling him to fate that be.

A pirate awaited on deck
to view his pirate crew's catch
was dismayed to see
simple land-locked
useless to pirates and he
cast a spell so cruel.

Fate is cruel as we learn
poor land-locked
by pirates spurned,
now swims along in wake of ship
a mere .

Wish granted.
He's in the sea.