Ooooh here we go!

1. He has changed his mind about marrying his bridge after a drunken heart felt conversation with his best man.
2. He's tied to a lamp post somewhere in Vegas, completely naked and gagged.
3. His suit has been shrunk a size too small by the dry cleaners and his hairy legs stick out.
4. He has social phobia and can't face a big wedding though he agreed every inch of the way.
5. He's grown a giant pimple on his nose through the night and fears his bride will be repulsed.
6. He jumped into a car ready to get to the wedding only to realise it was a hearse and instead finds himself at a funeral.
7. The bungee jump his bridge organised for him before his wedding didn't go quite as planned...
8. The video link hasn't quite been set up by the audio geek yet and so he can't be seen though he's waiting in bed (complete with suit) and ready to go.
9. He accidentally got married on his stag night to a ladyboy and can't face telling her the truth.
10. His bride booked the wedding during a big season game.
11. There's a Simpsons marathon on TV and it's the new series: he simply can't miss it!
12. His pager beeped the morning of the wedding and, sworn to protect the country, he donned his spy suit and went on a mission.
13. He woke up to find himself in the wrong country. A flash through his camera of the night before showed a hasty escape when he realised his bride had ulterior motives overheard on a phone conversation where she admitted she only wanted him for his body. He got scared when he remembered he was a virgin and terrified of sex!