1.   Do you read while sitting on the toilet?

        All the time
        When something is available
        Never

2.   What are you most likely to read while sitting on the toilet?

        Magazines
        Books
        Newspapers
        I bring my laptop
        I bring my cell phone
        Other
        I don't read while on the toilet

3.   What is your preference..should the roll of toilet paper be hung on the spool with the sheets hanging in the front or around the back?

        In the front
        Around back
        I don't put the roll of toilet paper on the spool
        I don't care

4.   Regarding Toilet Paper - Do you fold it neatly or Wad it up in a ball?

        I fold neatly
        I wad it up so it is as thick as possible
        It depends on my mood

5.   To wipe, do you reach between your legs, or around your backside?

        Between my legs
        Around the backside
        Depends on my mood
        Does it really matter?

6.   Are you a double dipper? To put it this way, do you wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper?

        Yes, I fold and reuse because I don't like to waste perfectly good toilet paper.
        Not a chance
        I have in the past but wont admit it in this forum

7.   Are you an inspector? Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing?

        Yes, I have to see what made that foul smell
        Yes it's a compulsion. I do it against my will
        Of course and if I had a magnifying glass, I'd use it.
        No, I flush before I get up
        Sometimes I take a cursory glance as I am flushing

8.   Do you pee standing or sitting?

        I stand
        I sit
        I stand because I'm manly
        I'm a man and I sit proudly
        I'm a woman, I sit demurely
        I'm a woman, I sit maladroitly

9.   Do you wash your hands after going to the bathroom?

        Yes always
        Sometimes
        I pretend to wash in public restrooms but when alone I don't
        Never

10.   Do you snoop around in the bathroom when you are a guest in someone's house?

        I look in the medicine cabinet only
        I look in everything as quietly as possible
        Not lately
        Never have
        I did until I got caught once
        I got caught and still do it anyway

11.   What other things do you do in the bathroom? Hey I may add it as a question for the survey to see how many other people do the same thing.