“I’ve studied my butt off. That idiot was working on time travel, you know. No you don’t know yet. Wait, you do now because I just told you. It’s really cool. He may be a real horse’s derrière but he’s smart, real smart. You see, we live in a multiverse. A guy named Duetsch wrote about reality a couple of years ago, your time. You need to read it. I read it about six months from your now to find out what Henry was up to down there. Anyhow, Henry, my Henry, got his virtual-reality time machine working! So, I stole it and came to help you, me, avoid fifteen years of Henry's abuse. It’s already done in my universe. Can’t do anything about that.”