1           Do you read while sitting on the toilet?          
                    
          11%          All the time
          52%          When something is available
          36%          Never

2           What are you most likely to read while sitting on the toilet?          
                    
          23%          Magazines
          34%          Books
            2%          Newspapers
            0%          I bring my laptop
            5%          I bring my cell phone
            5%          Other
          32%          I don't read while sitting on the toilet

3           What is your preference..should the roll of toilet paper be hung on the spool with the sheets hanging in the front or around the back?          
                    
          70%          In the front
            7%          Around back
            9%          I don't put the roll of toilet paper on the spool
          14%          I don't care

4          Regarding Toilet Paper - Do you fold it neatly or Wad it up in a ball?
                    
          23%          I fold neatly
          45%          I wad it up so it is as thick as possible
          32%          It depends on my mood

5          To wipe, do you reach between your legs, or around your backside?          
                    
          41%          Between my legs
          43%          Around the backside
            2%          Depends on my mood
          14%          Does it really matter?

6          Are you a double dipper? To put it this way, do you wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper?          
                    
          41%          Yes, I fold and reuse because I don't like to waste perfectly good toilet paper.
          52%          Not a chance
            7%          I have in the past but wont admit it in this forum

7           Are you an inspector? Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing?
          
          14%          Yes, I have to see what made that foul smell
          20%          Yes it's a compulsion. I do it against my will
            7%          Of course and if I had a magnifying glass, I'd use it.
          27%          No, I flush before I get up
          32%          Sometimes I take a cursory glance as I am flushing

8           Do you pee standing or sitting?                    
                    
          14%          I stand
          34%          I sit
            9%          I stand because I'm manly
            5%          I'm a man and I sit proudly
          30%          I'm a woman, I sit demurely
            9%          I'm a woman, I sit maladroitly

 9          Do you wash your hands after going to the bathroom?                    
                    
          71%          Yes always
          16%          Sometimes
          11%          I pretend to wash in public restrooms but when alone I don't
            2%          Never

10          Do you snoop around in the bathroom when you are a guest in someone's house?          
                    
            2%          I look in the medicine cabnet only
          20%          I look in everything as quietly as possible
          32%          Not lately
          43%          Never have
            0%          I did until I got caught once
            2%          I got caught and still do it anyway


Some of the responses from What other things do you do in the bathroom?          

          ~ In public rest rooms I may enter the stall and bring some folded toilet paper to the sink to moisten it for later. I'll also wipe down the seat and lay down some paper over the seat. I will provide the courtesy flush when appropriate.
          
          ~ Where ever I use the toilet for sitting I toss in some toilet paper to prevent any splash back. When in the restroom I prefer strongly not to speak to other people and do not appreciate people who like to chit chat in the rest room. 

          ~ a great place to think

          ~ Shower. 

          ~ Play gameboy or some handheld if it's able to be reached on the way.

          ~ stare at the cleaning products...that's my reading :P

          ~ Singing on the toilet :( Dont Judge me * wink*

          ~ Mirror inspection! Any pimples? No? Okay, GOOD!                                                            

          ~ Nothing really. I see the bathroom as an inconvenience, really. I prefer to get in and out as possible. Alright, so maybe the full length mirror catches my attention on the way out sometimes, and I must primp (fix hair, inspect blemishes, etc). Otherwise I want to get back to whatever it was I was doing, which was probably writing. *wink*

          ~ Hey! How about, "What do you do when there isn't any toilet paper?" 

          ~ Check out the shower to see if it needs cleaning, sing to myself, think over the to-do list for the day.

          ~ I *blushes* sing in public stalls if I'm taking forever just to another neighbors.

          ~ Do you pick your nose?

          ~ I stand next to the mirror, hold a hair brush in my head in place of the mike and start singing...
          
          ~ I ogle myself in the mirror constantly.
          
          ~ I stare at the wall for a bit... if I'm spacey, but that is pretty much anywhere.
          
          ~ At work, if I have to "make foul smells," I never, ever go to any of the restrooms on my own floor. I'll go 1, 2,3, even 4 flights up or down to avoid being recognized going in or coming out.
          
          ~ When I enter a public restroom, if anyone is in a stall already, I leave the restroom without doing anything (I don't want to smell someone else's business).
          
          ~ If I'm in a stall already and there's anyone else in the restroom, just before I'm about to leave it and go wash my hands, I either wait until they've just entered a stall themselves or until they gone from the restroom completely (I hate to make eye-contact in public restrooms, and I don't want anyone knowing it was me making those foul smells). I've waited almost 30 minutes before.
          
          ~ I never talk to the person in the stall next to me. Ever. (If the ask for toilet paper, I just pass it, wordlessly.)
          
          ~ If someone doesn't flush or doesn't wash their hands, sometimes I say something to them; IF I'm feeling brave that day.
          
          ~ haha. I like to talk to people while I'm going to the bathroom. I leave the door open a bit and talk to who ever is in ear shot. I'm not embarrassed about people being in the washroom when I am either. Of course, it depends on who, but I usually don't mind.
          
          ~ I keep my toothbrush put away so germs won't float to it (after a flush) and keep cleaning it with scorching water (I'm obsessive- so what?
          
          ~ Nothing I can keep "E" rated...
          
          ~ I sing sometimes because I can convince myself that no one can hear me through the door. Another confession: when I'm alone in the house I leave the door wide open. I guess it just feels more comfortable...                                                            
                                                                      
          ~ If I know it's going to take awhile, I may take a couple of notecards into the bathroom with me and jot some writing points for my next story... 'tis true!                                                             

          ~ Poopee, peepee, not at all creepy.
          Shower, stinky, not at all slinky.
          girlfriend, her end?

          survey now ends, what you think now depends.

          Diapers, wipers, let's get back to defends.

          I defend bathrooms, advocate them fuly, and will count on your vote. So i stoped rhyming, so what? I have to go!                                                             


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